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The Week’s Matchups: JackBull’s Six-Pack of Predictions — Week 9
Six games. Six predictions. Twelve owners who should know better. J. Jonah JackBull breaks down Week 9, names his Lock of the Week, and prepares to hold the league's most questionable coaches accountable.
THE J. JONAH JACKBULL ARCHIVES
Past headlines. Unsettled grudges. Every prediction, accusation, and premature victory lap—preserved for the record.
The Pecking Order: Contenders, Pretenders & Certified Idiots – Week 8
Twelve franchises. One throne. Eleven excuses. J. Jonah JackBull unveils his inaugural power rankings, separating championship contenders from pretenders and certified idiots. Records mean nothing when your coach can't even set a lineup.
98 Points on the Bench. 62 on the Field. Somebody Call a Doctor.
Week 8 delivers a historic coaching disaster, a 120-point explosion, and another suspiciously convenient Commissioner victory. J. Jonah JackBull investigates.
FROM THE EDITOR'S DESK
"I DON'T MAKE FRIENDS, I MAKE HEADLINES"
The Thick Skull, First Skill Fantasy Football League has a problem. Actually, it has several. Questionable coaching decisions. Spectacular incompetence. Suspicious transactions. And a Commissioner who somehow manages to oversee the league while simultaneously competing in it.
Fortunately, J. Jonah JackBull is watching.
Armed with a cigar, a typewriter, and an almost pathological distrust of authority, JackBull delivers the stories the league’s owners would rather you didn’t read.
REAL NEWS. REAL OPINIONS. NO FRIENDSHIPS